Hard to Believe

From: Los Angeles Daily News
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SHERMAN OAKS - A teenage boy and his 5-year-old neighbor shoot hoops on a quiet, tree-lined street.

It's a quintessential image of suburbia.

But it's illegal.

Now, a not-so-neighborly fracas has developed along Matilija Avenue after a former City Council field deputy reported that some households were violating two obscure city ordinances by placing basketball hoops above the curbs outside their homes.

The city served the offenders with notices to comply. Nate Brogin refused.

"This is a great opportunity for kids to come out after school and break a sweat. Isn't that what a quiet residential street is for?" said Brogin, 52, a longtime community activist.

"This is fascism from the city to say, You can't do this."

The relevant laws are almost older than the modern San Fernando Valley. One, included in the original municipal code enacted in 1936, restricts people from playing basketball, catch or anything else on city streets.

"No person shall play ball or any game of sport with a ball or football or throw, cast, shoot or discharge any stone, pellet, bullet, arrow or any other missile, in, over, across, along or upon any street or sidewalk or in any public park, except on those portions of said park set apart for such purposes," section 56.16 of the municipal code states.

The other ordinance prohibits any structures from being placed on a public right of way, such as sidewalks or the grassy paths that abut curbs.

Thousands of homes across Los Angeles block these rights of way with basketball hoops and landscaping.

Citing these properties typically is not a priority for inspectors more concerned with illegal dumping, said Gary Harris, chief investigator of street services for the Department of Public Works.

"It's something we rarely enforce," Harris said. "It's complaint-driven only."

The complaints on Matilija came from Candi Kovacevich, a former field deputy for Councilwoman Wendy Greuel.

"We have city ordinances for a reason," Kovacevich said. "What if a drunk driver was coming down the street?"

Two blocks from Brogin's home and on an adjacent street, her house has a long, flat, smooth driveway and a cemented workout area in the backyard with a weight bench and basketball hoop.

Kovacevich reported several homes with illegally located basketball hoops.

In retaliation, she said, someone went around noting other violations - such as vegetation obscuring a street sign in front of her house - and phoned them in.

She trimmed back the overgrowth. Her neighbors need to come into compliance too, she said.

Brogin's portable hoop sits atop a patch of grass between his driveway and his neighbor's.

This strip, dubbed a parkway, is city property.

The hoop overhangs a 6-foot stretch of curb, too short for parking, and is along the same line as the large Modesto ash trees that shade this street immediately north of the Fashion Square.

"It's the best thing he's ever done, putting it out there. The kids are out there every day using it," said Bruce Jacobson, a transportation supervisor who lives next door.

"I don't know what the problem is. The whole thing is stupid."

On a regular basis, neighborhood kids meet for games in the 5000 block of Matilija.

Brogin's 18-year-old son, Michael, has lost about 30 pounds since the hoop went up last year.

"In the Valley, the reason it is very hard for cars to get from A to B, unless they go on major streets, is precisely so kids can play in the street," said urban historian Joel Kotkin, who lives on a Valley Village street where neighborhood kids often play football.

"If you cited people for every little thing," he said, "you would have to occupy this place like Baghdad."

Jill Banks Barad, president of the neighborhood council, called the ordinances "draconian" and said the city should look into rolling them back.

Meantime, Brogin is preparing for an administrative hearing regarding his refusal to take the hoop down.

If no resolution is reached Tuesday morning in Room 420 of Van Nuys City Hall, Brogin's case will be forwarded to the City Attorney's Office for possible misdemeanor prosecution.

He could face up to six months in jail and up to a $1,000 fine.

"I don't care," Brogin said. "It is more important that my children and the children of the neighborhood have a place they can interact after school and get healthy exercise rather than being concerned about getting the strong arm of the city."

The Man Between

From: Los Angeles Daily News
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TARZANA - Jamal Haddad's story seems part Horatio Alger, part Larry Flynt.

The American dream of the Jordanian-born immigrant, who makes his living selling smut, has landed him in the cross hairs of the Los Angeles City Council.

City officials have tried for eight years to shut down the Frisky Kitty, the nude-dancing club he owns on Oxnard Street. Arguments for an injunction against the club will be heard today in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Haddad says the city's claims that he is violating zoning laws are baseless.

"We're not Mafia. It's just business. We're not doing anything illegal. We don't do drugs or prostitution or alcohol," Haddad said.

"We call it clean, fun entertainment."

Haddad and his family live in a two-bedroom apartment, two blocks from the Frisky Kitty, and he drives a Dodge Caravan.

He's currently trying to patent software that would pinpoint someone calling 911, even from remote locations. If that makes him a millionaire, he said, he'll unload the club.

But for now, he's happy selling skin - although about 7 percent of the club's revenue goes to legal problems that Haddad and a few Orange County investors inherited when they bought Dino's Victory Roadhouse in 2000 and renamed it.

The Frisky Kitty's hang-up is basic real estate: location, location, location.

Stripper clubs, which are prohibited from selling alcohol, cannot operate within 500 feet of many things, including residences. Within or beyond that distance - depending on how it's measured - are the Tarzana Courtyard Apartments, where a few dozen seniors live.

It might seem odd that in the San Fernando Valley - known to some as Porn Valley since it is home to most of the nation's pornography industry - a politician would care so much about a nude club.

But City Councilman Dennis Zine does, and the Frisky Kitty is in his district.

"If we can't prevail with existing zoning laws, all communities are in jeopardy," said Zine, a retired Los Angeles Police Department sergeant. "The laws are put on the books for a reason. Period.

"It's not moral or immoral. It's simply about the location."

On a recent day, Haddad drove past the Tarzana Courtyard Apartments and approached his club, where he is called "Big Papa," "Daddy" and "The Godfather." With short salt-and-pepper hair and crowded yellow teeth, he wore big Ray-Bans and a conservative gray suit.

The second son of a textile salesman, Haddad was born in 1960 in Al-Mafraq, Jordan. He moved to the United States after high school and enrolled in an English-language course in Orange County. He later went to trade school.

In the early 1990s, a friend who owned an Anaheim nude club called.

"I had a lot of free time, and my friend offered me a job, so I took it," Haddad said.

A few years later, he was visiting Jordan with his mother when he met Heyam Ayyoub. He promptly proposed. They wed in Las Vegas, and she joined him in Orange County.

Heyam Haddad, 33, never cared for her husband's work at the Anaheim strip club, so she wasn't pleased when he discussed taking ownership of Dino's Victory Roadhouse.

"I don't like his job," she said. "I'm a woman. I get jealous. You know?"

Heyam Haddad said she trusts her husband. But she takes their son and daughter to a Baptist church every Sunday, and she knows how Christians feel about places like the Frisky Kitty.

"She wants me to get out of the business," Jamal Haddad admitted recently, sitting against the club's stage. "So does my mom - and all my friends. Everybody is asking me to get out. It's a moral issue."

But Haddad sees it differently. "I care for the ladies, and I think it is one way to help them out," he said.

"He's the best," said Samantha "Kitty" Hasty, who has danced at the club for four years, longer than anyone else, and makes about $1,300 per week. "He'll help us out when we need it. He trusts us."

Mo, a club disc jockey who refused to give his last name because his Muslim family disapproves of his work, agreed. "You can ask him for a thousand bucks, and he says OK."

The club faced few problems when it operated as a bikini bar in the 1990s or even when it went topless in 1998. Later, however, the dancers went completely naked, requiring the club to give up its liquor license. Then city officials said the club is within 500 feet of the courtyard apartments, and the dancers were ordered to cover up - at least with pasties and G-strings. The club owner refused.

After city officials denied the request for an exemption, the club fired the first volley of the legal battle that went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, which declined to hear the case.

The Frisky Kitty purred quietly the past few years without a permit until the council ordered City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo to shut it down last winter.

"We can't selectively enforce. That leads to a slippery slope," said Frank Mateljan, a Delgadillo spokesman. "The defendants are not only ignoring the zoning laws; they are actually flaunting them, so to speak."

Judge Dzintra Janavs, who last denied a motion for a temporary restraining order against the club, will hear arguments on the injunction request.

Some neighbors, at least, don't seem concerned.

"Frisky Kitty don't bother me. It don't bother none of us," said Viola Houston, 73, who has lived at Tarzana Courtyard Apartments for seven years. "We don't hear nothing. Whatever they do, they do inside."

But the Tarzana Neighborhood Council hopes Janavs rules against the club.

"Those in the area believe prostitution is going on," said Leonard Shaffer, neighborhood council president.

That may have been the case in the past, said neighborhood prosecutor Mike Pizzuti, but complaints of illegal activity have decreased since Haddad met with police two years ago and hired private security.

Haddad's attorney, Roger Jon Diamond, has stated he can keep the city wrapped in litigation - like the $100 million defamation suit Haddad filed against Zine and the city in 2002 that was later dropped - for years to come.

Diamond's latest contention is unrelated to the First Amendment but to how the city measures the distance between a strip club and the nearest residence. It is clear with schools and churches, but there is some ambiguity regarding housing.

"If this were chess," said Haddad, a chess champion in his youth, "it's a stalemate, not a checkmate."